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Spitting dummies since 1973
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Love...

22%
61 deviants said ... kills more people than Ebola
20%
56 deviants said ... hurts more than being stabbed in the eye by a 747
18%
51 deviants said ... rhymes with Albatross
16%
45 deviants said ... has a wonderfully sweet bouquet reminiscent of fairy farts...
15%
42 deviants said ... is more painful than a lobster with a testicle fetish
6%
18 deviants said ... smells like dead mice
2%
5 deviants said ... stinks like Brie
1%
3 deviants said ... reeks like Herman Munster's socks
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